Assorted exclamations uttered in my living room while my friends and I watched the spectacular season premiere of 24 on Sunday [spoilers ahoy]:
"Hey, I didn't know Palmer would be back this year."
"Holy shit!"
"Did that really just happen?!"
"Oh my God, he's really dead!"
"Would it be weird to ask for a moment of silence in honor of the death of a fictional character?"
"They spent the entire first season trying to kill him and he's dead within four minutes this season?"
"Hey, I didn't know Michelle and Tony would be back this year."
"Wow, Michelle is looking good."
"Oh my God!"
"Whoa!"
"No, seriously, did that just happen?"
"Wow. I mean...wow."
"I think I just soiled myself."
"Dude, Chloe is so dead."
"Don't fuck with Jack Bauer's orange juice, kid."
"Oh my God!"
"Yes!"
"Don't fuck with Jack Bauer, nefarious terrorist dude."
"Holy crap, was that an actual joke? When was the last time someone told a joke on 24?"
"This was everything I could have possibly hoped it would be and more."
"I can't even remember the last time this show was this good."
"Do you think the terrorists meant to take LAX hostage, but took the 10 in the wrong direction and figured, 'Eh, whatever, it's an airport' when they arrived at Ontario?"
"I can't believe Chloe of all people survived the first two hours."
"Oh my God!"
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